New songs.
You just know a hit when you hear one. Catchy, familiar, yet full of little surprises. The top artists from around the world have been hard at work creating a new batch of kunjabunjas that will astound you and keep you coming back for more. This baby is the real deal. Just don't blame us when you bust a gut laughing or bust a move grooving to these sensational and over-the-top kunjabunjas. Check these suckers out, hot off the press...

Celebrity Trouble.
Everyone knows that J.S. Bach can be mischievous. But this time he's gone too far: Bach Licked Jackson. And Jackson just might sue. After all, Bach's got a nasty tongue with boils on it.

Death sucks.
But hey, everybody's got to kick the bucket sometime. And it looks like Samantha's Number Was Called. Tanya called 911, they picked the body up, and zipped it up in a little plastic bag. What can you say? That's life. (Or, um... death.)

Is that lady um... squatting?
In the back of an El Camino? That seems dangerous. Maybe she should have a chair. Or at least lie down. Click here to learn all about The Lady Who Squatted.

We hate hair!
A little while ago, the whole town got together to talk about how annoying hair can be. It gets in your face, and in your food, and you constantly have to brush it, cut it, wash it, etc. What a pain! Our solution? Outlaw all hair. If we see any of that Bad Hair on your head, the sheriff is going to shoot you down. You've been warned.

Where's the party?
You're looking for quality. That's why you won't settle for anything less than The Razorback Standard. Get back from the window. It's about to break. (And we're not allowed to leave marks.)

Helpful song reviews!

"So this starts off with what I picture the cartoon frog with the top hat that supposedly dances in Looney Toons (if any of you remember that character) or maybe even an anchovy from SpongeBob..." (The Towel Listed Me)

"I can picture Kris Kristofferson singing this to Marlo Thomas in front of a fire during Wine Time." (Acrobatic Shrimp Dip)

"The beats of the kunjabunja remind me of a mix of R&B and electronica. The background kind of sounds like an electronic keyboard , synthesized percussion sounds, and a drum. I don’t believe there’s any..." (Stuffing Keeps Going)