New songs.
You just know a hit when you hear one. Catchy, familiar, yet full of little surprises. The top artists from around the world have been hard at work creating a new batch of kunjabunjas that will astound you and keep you coming back for more. This baby is the real deal. Just don't blame us when you bust a gut laughing or bust a move grooving to these sensational and over-the-top kunjabunjas. Check these suckers out, hot off the press...

Celebrity Trouble.
Everyone knows that J.S. Bach can be mischievous. But this time he's gone too far: Bach Licked Jackson. And Jackson just might sue. After all, Bach's got a nasty tongue with boils on it.

Death sucks.
But hey, everybody's got to kick the bucket sometime. And it looks like Samantha's Number Was Called. Tanya called 911, they picked the body up, and zipped it up in a little plastic bag. What can you say? That's life. (Or, um... death.)

Shrapnel Boy has a tough life.
When Russian missles landed in his trailer park, he became an orphan with shrapnel permantly lodged in his butt. Now a strict born-again Christian couple wants to adopt him, saying, "Come to Me, Shrapnel Boy!"

We hate hair!
A little while ago, the whole town got together to talk about how annoying hair can be. It gets in your face, and in your food, and you constantly have to brush it, cut it, wash it, etc. What a pain! Our solution? Outlaw all hair. If we see any of that Bad Hair on your head, the sheriff is going to shoot you down. You've been warned.

Picky picky!
Some kids won't drink milk. Some won't eat their vegetables. Others eat nothing but Frosted Flakes. As for me, I Only Drink Tang. No water. No solid food. Just Tang.

Helpful song reviews!

"This jazzy instrumental starts out slowly with a drum beat and simple bass line. The guitar is slightly more complex and adds a touch of new-age sound. On top there is a keyboard with what..." (Kicking It In Chicago)

"somewhat rambling. Until the end, when it sounds like the ponies are torturing the musicians. " (Ponies Ponies Always Ponies)

"EA seems is akin the theme to Jaws on banjo and bass or guitar, suspenseful and scary. It doesn’t really seem to be much else; the song is fairly short at a minute and forty..." (EA)