New songs.
You just know a hit when you hear one. Catchy, familiar, yet full of little surprises. The top artists from around the world have been hard at work creating a new batch of kunjabunjas that will astound you and keep you coming back for more. This baby is the real deal. Just don't blame us when you bust a gut laughing or bust a move grooving to these sensational and over-the-top kunjabunjas. Check these suckers out, hot off the press...

A Rite of Passage.
The village elders throw you into the volcano and that's when you get your Magma Power. But for some reason when you tossed your little brother in, it didn't work out so well...

Death sucks.
But hey, everybody's got to kick the bucket sometime. And it looks like Samantha's Number Was Called. Tanya called 911, they picked the body up, and zipped it up in a little plastic bag. What can you say? That's life. (Or, um... death.)

Shrapnel Boy has a tough life.
When Russian missles landed in his trailer park, he became an orphan with shrapnel permantly lodged in his butt. Now a strict born-again Christian couple wants to adopt him, saying, "Come to Me, Shrapnel Boy!"

We hate hair!
A little while ago, the whole town got together to talk about how annoying hair can be. It gets in your face, and in your food, and you constantly have to brush it, cut it, wash it, etc. What a pain! Our solution? Outlaw all hair. If we see any of that Bad Hair on your head, the sheriff is going to shoot you down. You've been warned.

Where's the party?
You're looking for quality. That's why you won't settle for anything less than The Razorback Standard. Get back from the window. It's about to break. (And we're not allowed to leave marks.)

Helpful song reviews!

"This slow, methodical track features a keyboard, drum beat, and bass guitar playing an almost hypnotic tune. Sadiq & David collaborate in a well-synched, harmonized chorus. The linear instrumentals only draw listeners into the trance..." (Your Spell Broke Down)

"sloppy. " (The Fortress Doesnt Close)

"Poor recording quality, but I like the rythym." (The Scrappy Little Shelves)