New songs.
You just know a hit when you hear one. Catchy, familiar, yet full of little surprises. The top artists from around the world have been hard at work creating a new batch of kunjabunjas that will astound you and keep you coming back for more. This baby is the real deal. Just don't blame us when you bust a gut laughing or bust a move grooving to these sensational and over-the-top kunjabunjas. Check these suckers out, hot off the press...
Celebrity Trouble.
Everyone knows that J.S. Bach can be mischievous. But this time he's gone too far: Bach Licked Jackson. And Jackson just might sue. After all, Bach's got a nasty tongue with boils on it.
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Is that lady um... squatting?
In the back of an El Camino? That seems dangerous. Maybe she should have a chair. Or at least lie down. Click here to learn all about The Lady Who Squatted.
Learning English can be hard.
Sometimes when you use the wrong grammar, it's like getting an inappropriate touch from the angel of grammatical errors. The question we have today is whether it makes sense to say "rush me" when someone is pushing you in a wheelbarrow and you want them to go faster. The answer is, of course, No. "You Can't Say 'Rush Me'." But hey, there are no stupid questions, right?
Picky picky!
Some kids won't drink milk. Some won't eat their vegetables. Others eat nothing but Frosted Flakes. As for me, I Only Drink Tang. No water. No solid food. Just Tang.
Helpful song reviews!
"This kunjabunja sounds like a bad, boy’s choir singing in one of those big cathedral like churches. The leader of the song also kind of sounds like Kermit the Frog. There is no music just..." (Furiously Furiously Furiously)
"Dude, that beat is gross." (Bach Licked Jackson)
"This is quite possibly the creepiest song I’ve ever heard. The beginning starts out with what sounds like a killer going after its victim. It almost sounds like the sound from jaws when the..." (Douglas Girl)
New Artists.
This time, we're talking international. We've got kunjabunja artists from all over the world. Don't believe me? Check out our featured New Artist:
Tessa Lew
Hailing from New Zealand, Tessa's child-like kunjabunjas are now sweeping the southern hemisphere. You don't want to be the last one on your continent to know about the latest kunjabunja sensation.
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