New songs.
You just know a hit when you hear one. Catchy, familiar, yet full of little surprises. The top artists from around the world have been hard at work creating a new batch of kunjabunjas that will astound you and keep you coming back for more. This baby is the real deal. Just don't blame us when you bust a gut laughing or bust a move grooving to these sensational and over-the-top kunjabunjas. Check these suckers out, hot off the press...

A Rite of Passage.
The village elders throw you into the volcano and that's when you get your Magma Power. But for some reason when you tossed your little brother in, it didn't work out so well...

Death sucks.
But hey, everybody's got to kick the bucket sometime. And it looks like Samantha's Number Was Called. Tanya called 911, they picked the body up, and zipped it up in a little plastic bag. What can you say? That's life. (Or, um... death.)

Is that lady um... squatting?
In the back of an El Camino? That seems dangerous. Maybe she should have a chair. Or at least lie down. Click here to learn all about The Lady Who Squatted.

We hate hair!
A little while ago, the whole town got together to talk about how annoying hair can be. It gets in your face, and in your food, and you constantly have to brush it, cut it, wash it, etc. What a pain! Our solution? Outlaw all hair. If we see any of that Bad Hair on your head, the sheriff is going to shoot you down. You've been warned.

Picky picky!
Some kids won't drink milk. Some won't eat their vegetables. Others eat nothing but Frosted Flakes. As for me, I Only Drink Tang. No water. No solid food. Just Tang.

Helpful song reviews!

"The genre seems to be pop, where theres an upbeat tone to the overall piece. The use of a synthesized recording looping every few seconds throughout the song helps set the mood for the song..." (Terry Loved Terry Impatiently)

"An eerily enchanting medley that is rampant with the plucking of stringed instruments, “Face Farm Again” seems to me like the perfect background music for a scene in which the hero of the movie wanders..." (Face Farm Again)

"This is pertydfdsgewrtgcx" (Caterwaul of Stars)